Maine summers have long been known for their comfort, for being warm but generally not hot. In addition to “The Pine Tree State,” Maine’s nickname is “Vacationland.” For generations, people, including members of my family, have flocked to Maine to have a taste of the wild and, especially, to escape the torrid summer heat of the states south of Maine. For instance, if you lived in Morristown, New Jersey, and on a July day the temperature there was 91°F and the humidity is 90%, you were forgiven for longing to be in a breezy Maine coastal town like Bar Harbor or Christmas Cove; or, if you favored deep woods and fresh water, to be loafing on the summit of Maine’s Mt. Katahdin, where the famed Appalachian Trail terminates, or to be taking an invigorating plunge in Maine’s Moosehead Lake (“like a gleaming silver platter at the end of the table,” wrote Thoreau). Indeed, nothing―not even the most pleasant day in New Mexico―beat an August afternoon in our backyard in Gorham, the temperature in the 80s, and I relaxing against the trunk of a pine, listening to the breeze in the treetops and the fiddling of insects, recalling my childhood, my butt upon a new-mowed lawn interwoven with scintillating pine needles.
But the operative word here is “relaxing.” On many summer days in Maine, if I was engaging in a vigorous activity while working or playing outdoors, my body often felt greased with sweat. And while the first floor of our house was generally comfortable in the summer, we often had fans exhausting the heat from our second-floor bedrooms on summer nights. We even considered an air-conditioner for one of the bedrooms. Living in the arid West nearly all her life, Linda was more sensitive to the Northeast humidity than I. Yet we both concluded we were just too spoiled by the aridity of the Southwest.
The rains continued throughout the Maine summer. As in the spring, there were the vast, wet, but low-key systems that moved through Gorham like a slow train. But there were also the brief thunderstorms whose violence rivaled anything I ever experienced in the Southwest, although a violence somewhat cushioned by all the vegetation. After a calm, sunny morning and early afternoon, during which I might have guided our newly-acquired self-propelled rotary mower over our entire lawn, I’d take a hot shower and repair to our front porch, where I’d sip a cold drink. Then, a breeze would arrive from some indeterminant direction, creating a foamy sibilance in the leafy crowns of the huge maples in our front yard. I’d hear a sky-crumpling shudder of thunder. Yes, a thunderstorm was soon to arrive, but from where? In the desert Southwest, one could see storms approaching from miles away. However, storms approached our heavily wooded Gorham neighborhood like a blimp might approach a man in a closet with its door ajar. But arrive the storm would, bringing more thunder―and lightning. As in the Southwest, the harder the downpour, the more one could expect a bolt of lightning and heart-stopping crack of thunder: that seemingly incompatible mixture of fire and water. The torrent would enclose our property, overflow our gutters, send water vomiting from the drainpipes, and set the creeks in our neighborhood to temporarily singing.
 Spoiled? In July of 2019, in an online article/survey about coping with summer heat, presumably in the New York metropolitan area, The New York Times posited this: “Humidity is the best weather. It’s good for your skin, but you probably knew that. A healthy dose can improve the quality of your sleep and clear up breathing problems. Maybe that sounds familiar, too. But did you know that humidity can enhance your sense of smell? A moist nose works better than a dry nose, and scents, delightful and otherwise, are more easily trapped by muggy air where they linger longer. Then there’s this: Humidity may have given rise to some of humanity’s most complex languages. According to one theory, the persistent swampiness in some parts of the world limbered up the voice boxes of local inhabitants, allowing them to create languages with a wide range of subtle tones. And if all of that isn’t enough to convince you, there’s one more reason to love humidity: It’s egalitarian. No one needs to be worried about being a sweaty mess, when everyone’s a sweaty mess.” At the time I read it, 614 readers agreed with the preceding, and 3385 disagreed.